Fail Compilation February 2014



               Fail Compilation February 2014

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10 Funny Valentines Day Gifts












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Awesome Man Caves

When it concerns the different sort of spacious companies, man caverns drop someplace between the 4th episode of Planet Planet and the Bat Cave on the coolness scale (and much, much ahead of that awful Mumford & Songs tune).

 A guy minus his guy cavern is hardly a guy at all; it's in the Old Testament. Where else can an individual watch sporting activities, drink beer, play computer game, and fart with impunity?

 I would certainly considerably instead have the world's most jaw-dropping guy collapse my house than running water (water is complimentary, folks. It's called clouds), which is most likely why I am not exactly what insurance policy advertisements call a "liable property owner.".
Now I do not have a PhD in interior decorating or anything, yet I do know a point or two regarding how to ensure your personal guy cavern attains its full capacity. People ought to be pleased, not repulsed, when they come over to check out a game.

1) Keep the Cave Clean: For some unidentified reason, culture has considered it okay for young men to celebrate their filth, using their dirtiness like badges of honor. Yeah, there's a weirdly alluring component to being lazy and dirty, leaving beer canisters scattered about like the shreds of Amanda Bynes' self-respect, yet nobody will certainly want to hang out in your man cavern if it stinks of waste and MRSA.

Your man cavern does not have to be immaculate, yet it shouldn't look like a garbage dump had a ferocious bowel activity in your residence. You want your man cavern to be the place your buddies desire to watch the huge game at, not the spot where they have to put on hazmat matches just before entering into. There's little that'll make you wish to dirt and recycle faster than Billy Danze shrieking just how he custom-makes caskets.
2) Cling to the "Traditional" Posters: Any person which knows me understands I'm a huge follower of plain white walls. I have actually constantly found them unusually soothing, like a warm squeeze of blandness. Most people, though, find them scary and off-putting; nobody has ever before straight-out accused me of being a serial killer, however I have actually absolutely discovered the uncertainty flicker in their eyes. So don't be like me, people, and instead spend for some posters.

It is in the very best interest of your man cave that you avoid anything also obscure or weird. Seeking uniqueness is for emotionally unsteady teenagers. Individuals in the real life wish consistency and normalcy, meanings you must stay away from the Kandinsky prints and Miyazaki film posters in favor of the classics that every dude has: that well-known John Belushi image, something Boondock Saints or Pulp Fiction related, a Bob Marley poster to allow everyone understand how "coldness" you are, etc.

There is a time and a location for originality, and decorating the walls of your man cave isn't really it. No one suches as the ostentatiously peculiar guy (unless you're a girl in a Joss Whedon development), and nobody would like to chug brewskies in his domicile. Sorry all you twee unique snows: that's merely a fact.
3) Have Reading Material Available: Yeah, reading is for geeks and geeks and "the literate," but that does not mean you should not attempt to suit those people in your man cave. A lot of nerds really enjoy sporting activities, and keeping some reading product on-hand will certainly assist stop them from having panic-attacks when they recognize they've gone over a hr without stashing their acne-ridden noses in a publication. Does this mean you have to keep Thomas Pynchon novels and collections of Petrarchan sonnets spread regarding? No, since after that you would certainly be a pompous jerk. Publications and possibly Motley Crüe's The Dirt will be sufficient.

When it comes to reviewing product, there's absolutely nothing that beats Sports Illustrated. First off, the magazine has to do with sporting activities, which is a fact I'm not sure a bunch of individuals know (the name is kinda unclear). I assume you'll be utilizing your man cavern to check out soccer and not America's Following Leading Who-gives-a-crap, and your selection of publication should show that. There are lots of images for your good friends that cannot read well yet like to invent it.

Having Cryptonomicon teasing them from the coffee table is merely visiting cause backbreaking sadness. Certainly, the best part of having an SI membership is the yearly swimwear edition, which you should certainly keep atop your periodical pile for when you have female guests over. Trust me, there's absolutely nothing that will certainly please and delight them greater than airbrushed swimsuit models. It offers them entirely sensible assumptions to strive.
4) Own a Video Game System: No one besides masochists and the parents of the commentators enjoys looking at halftime records, so it is essential to keep some video games on-hand to consume time in between halves. Some morons and haters might suggest video games are a wild-goose chase, yet those individuals have actually never ever needed to withstand Lou Holtz breaking down highlights with all the spoken dexterity of decaying catfish.

It really does not matter just what system you opt to own ... as long as it is an N64 (and isn't really a Dreamcast). As everyone knows, the N64 is the Zeus of all games systems (without the whole turning-into-a-bull-and-raping-people thing). It is an ancient device in modern technology years, it is still exceptional to any of the expensive counsels currently being marketed by Sony and Microsoft.

The N64 is durable, delightful, and very beneficial in identifying who your horrible buddies are (simply observe which selects Kirby in Smash Bros). It's like a five-tool baseball player if that player had controller ports as opposed to limbs, which would make him an inefficient baseball player but a damn fine ways of playing Mario Kart.
5) Keep Breakable Scrap On-Hand: This last bit of assistance is the one most ignored by individuals when they're building their guy cavern, yet it is probably the most crucial. Sports can cause a roller coaster of emotional states. The unparalleled highs and ravaging lows can be hard to manage if you're unable of self-control and/or intoxicated on Steel Reserve.

Cathartic releases are essential to ensuring you don't box up your feelings inside simply to release them in a fit of psychotic rage that would make Bruce Banner blusher. My recommended option? Keep some old, discarded, pointless junk around that can be smashed in either joy or despondency. Blown-out presenters work excellent, as do vulnerable chairs and well china. It's a great deal cheaper compared to paying a therapist.
Of course, you want to see to it you break the junk outside the real limits of your man cavern, like out in an alley or on your neighbor's lawn. Being excessively rambunctious while still within is a dish for calamity. You do not would like to risk a guy cavern cave-in, primarily considering that I haven't yet written a top-five listing on how to endure such a catastrophe so you 'd be SOL when it involves suggestions. That's probably why you should not look for assistance from arbitrary Internet posts. That's merely a dumb move.





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Russian Woman's Olympic Team 2014 Part 2

Russian hot female olympic team in Sochi.

Exactly ten days of Olympic teams around the world will fight for the victory. We sincerely cheer for our team, and we believe that its strength not only in sporting achievements. Russian women's team refutesthe stereotype that women in sport - it is a mountain of muscle and manly figure. 


Irina Avvakumova, Ski Jump


                     Olga Zyablikova curling

                     Maria Komissarov, freestyle

Anna Sidorova, curling



Tatiana Borodulina, short track


                                   Catherine Stoljarova , freestyle

Man Page 2014

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Russian Woman's Olympic Team 2014 Part 1

Russian hot female olympic team in Sochi.

Exactly ten days of Olympic teams around the world will fight for the victory. We sincerely cheer for our team, and we believe that its strength not only in sporting achievements. Russian women's team refutes the stereotype that women in sport - it is a mountain of muscle and manly figure.


Svetlana Kolmykova Ice Hockey

Elena Nikitina


Alexander Saitova curling


                         Ekaterina Galkina, curling

                                 Anna Prugova, hockey

              Ekaterina Bobrova, figure skating


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